Cara Nak Taw Laki Tiada Teruna

haa,zmn skrg ni macam2 bole terjadi..nothing imposibble..klo kaum lelaki bole mengenal pasti perempuan2 yg xde dara,skrg perempuan pon bole mengenal pasti kaum lelaki yg xde teruna..

Pertama: Lelaki teruna kebiasaannya suka curi-curi pandang dan akan melihat pada wajah perempuan atau seseorang gadis. Manakala lelaki yang tiada teruna selalunya lebih tertarik dan gemar melihat pada tubuh seseorang wanita.

Kedua: Lelaki yang berstatus teruna kebiasaannya akan segera mengalihkan pandangannya apabila diperhatikan oleh seseorang gadis atau wanita. Namun bagi lelaki yang tiada teruna selalunya akan tetap memandang wanita tersebut tanpa mengalihkan pandangannya.

Ketiga: Lelaki teruna akan tunduk ke bawah apabila diperhatikan oleh wanita. Lelaki yang tiada teruna pula akan menunjukkan reaksi bersahaja.

Keempat: Lelaki yang masih lagi teruna akan malu-malu apabila makan di hadapan wanita dan seperti “kena interview” apabila bercakap dan badannya kaku manakala lelaki yang tiada teruna kebiasaannya akan menunjukkan reaksi bersahaja dan makan seperti biasa.

Kelima: Lelaki teruna berdegup kencang jantungnya apabila mendapati ada wanita yang menyukai dan memujinya.

Keenam: Lelaki teruna membosankan apabila bercinta, asyik dengan kegemarannya yang tersendiri serta gemar berlagak untuk menarik pasangannya.

Ketujuh: Lelaki teruna sanggup menghabiskan banyak wang untuk pasangannya untuk menambat hati pasangannya.

Kelapan: Lelaki teruna terlalu sensitif. Mereka akan selalu menghubungi pasangannya sehingga dapat dan mereka akan rasa sedih yang amat sangat apabila terasa diabaikan.

Kesembilan: Lelaki teruna sering mengagung-agungkan pasangannya dan mengatakan orang lain tak cantik. Mereka akan bercerita tentang kelebihan pasangannya dan memuji-muji pasangan apabila berbual dengan kawan-kawan.



wallahua'lam :)

Cara Mengenali Perniagaan Yg Menggunakan Pelaris

korang pernah terfikir x klo korang mkn kt luar ke kan,pastu rmi sgt customer x henti2..agk2 nye nape erk?hehehe..tp x semua kedai kot..oke ni dia cmne caranye kite nk taw klo sesebuah kedai itu menggunakan pelaris dlm perniagaannya..gambar kt bwh ini adlh cth pelaris..

1. Baca Ayat Qursi 3 kali di luar dari kedai. (Sebaiknya semasa dalam kereta).
2. Kemudian buka tingkap dan tiup 7x ke arah kedai.
3. Tiup perlahan-lahan sampai habis nafas. (Tak perlulah tiup macam bomoh pooh kiri pooh kanan).

Sekiranya ada pelaris di kedai tersebut, “khadam” tu akan marah dan kita akan rasa seperti satu angin menerpa ke muka kita. Kalau dah macam tu, eloklah kita jangan makan dikedai tersebut.

Beberapa cara di bawah bolehlah diamalkan untuk mengelak sihir :-

1) Al-Fatihah.

2) Membaca tiga surah terakhir atau 3 Qul setiap hari.

Ia berdasarkan hadith :

قال لي رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم : إقراء قل هو الله أحد , والمعوذتين , حين تمسي و حين تصبح , ثلاث مرات تكفيك من كل شيء ( رواه أبو داود والترمذي )

Ertinya : Baginda S.A.W telah berkata kepadaku : “Bacalah Qul Huwa Allahu Ahad” (al-ikhlas) dan (surah an-Nas) dan (surah al-falaq) sebanyak 3 kali ketika pagi dan petang, ia mampu mencukupkan kamu dari segala sesuatu.( At-Tirmidzi, Bab Doa yang disebut Ketika Ingin Tidur, no 3570 ; Sunan Abu Daud, Bab Apa Yang Dibaca Ketika Subuh, no 5072 ( Nuzhatul Muttaqin, no 1457 , 2/229 ) At-Tirmidzi : Hasan Sohih, An-Nawawi : Sohih.


* ade lg 1,kwn aku pernah cerite..klo nk taw kedai mamak tu gune pelaris ke x,kat pintu masuk bahagian ats cube korang cek ade x ikatan sudu dan garpu?klo ade maknenye kedai mamak tu gune pelaris..tp yg ini aku x bpe pasti la,klo nk pastikan wat la experiment sdiri,g usha kedai2 mamak yg meletup-letup customer dy..huhuhu


p/s: agk2 KFC and McD ade x erk?HAHAHHA..wallahua'lam :))

Wow IPad ade DISCOUNT!!

IPad semakin laris dipasaran...ape kate jom style your IPad supaye nampak vogue dan lain daripada yg lain dengan menambahkan aksesori-aksesori yg berkaitan..aku wat survey aksesori IPad ni mmg bole thn mahal dy ley sampai beratus case die kan..tp toksah risau,skrg korang boleh dpt aksesori-aksesori IPad dgn harge yg murah sbb skrg tenga ade discount up to 70% utk case,IPad stylus pen,screen protector dan lain2..cepat2 klik SINI untuk mendapatkan discount yg berbaloi-baloi.. :D

POLITIK KENTUT!!

oke..cakap sal politik ni kan mmg aku x suke politik...sume x btol2..campaign sana-sini,kutuk sesame parti...mmg xkan abs la kan...by the way,walopun aku x ske bidang politik ni tp aku suke tgk movie yg berunsurkan politik..kelakar oke..ini salah satunye movie psl politik yg aku kate kate klaka..

wah..Iphone 4s!!

guys! Iphone yg menakjuban telah kembali update..kali ni dgn kemunculan yg terbaru iaitu Iphone 4s..maken canggih,maken hebat and semestinye mestila maken mahal kan..hehehhe...jom kte tgk ape yg best sgt ngn Iphone 4s nih



smart kan...xpaya nk susa2 tekan2 and touch2 skrin..tinggal ckp je beb! fuh maken canggeh gitu..nak dptkan Iphone ni dgn harge mura?jom klik sini

common Cinta

jom denga aku nk merepek skit psl cinta2 nih...byk jenis cinta sebenarnye ni..tp yg aku nk cerita nih cinta dgn sesame manusia..cinta sesama manusia pun da byk jenis..antaranyer ialah:

Cinta biase= cinta antara laki dan perempuan..standard couple2 zmn skrg ni haaa..

cinta kurang biase= cinta segi tiga la kot iaitu yg melibatkan antara tige pihak..2 org laki suke sorang perempuan or 2 org perempuan suke sorang laki( cinta ni bole bwk kematian nih)

cinta luar biasa= cinta yg da berkurun2 x pnh jumpe or contact or asyik byk dugaan jer tup tap kawin juge..ni namenyer dh jodoh dari Allah s.w.t

anda kategori cinta yg mane?hehehe...lain entry nnt aku discuss satu2 psl cintan cinten ni smpe muntah pon xpe..:p

Constipation (english version)

assalamualaikum...tonight I would like to post some useful info about Constipation,Why and How to prevent..(if anything wrong with my english just ignore my bad grammar ok)What is Constipation?It refers to bowel movements that are infrequent or hard to pass. Constipation is a common cause of painful defecation. Severe constipation includes obstipation (failure to pass stools or gas) and fecal impaction.

Causes:-

-Lack of mineral and fibre inside your body

- Lack of daily movements

- To many eating of slow digestional food such as meat and chocolate

Solution:

- Drink a lot of water. average of 3 liter per day

- Add more fibre food on your meal such as vegetable and fruit contain a lot of fibre.the best fibre food based on my experience is papaya.

- Do some exercise dailyp/s..kalau x berkesan dan maasih berterusan,dinasihatkan utk pergi ke klinik berhampiran anda untuk pemeriksaan yg lebih lanjut :))

Who do you think is a better pair with the new stylish KiaOptima ???

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#SantaChurpie is here!! Wanna be a part of our Xmas Gift Exchange session? Here’s how

#SantaChurpie is here!! Wanna be a part of our Xmas Gift Exchange session? Here’s how

mid sem holiday

selum cuti dapat result external exam from London and alhamdulillah dpt distinction result.ye aku sgt2 lah berpuas hati..mid sem holiday seminggu da nk habis.cuti kali ni x rase bosan sbb ley lps giant online kt umh maklum kt kolej xpat online puas dan internet sgt laju woo kt umh...yeaaa! apelagi download sgale lgu sampai habis stok nk download..lagu2 utk bekalan kat kolej nnt.hahah..

SEM 3 LCCI

sem3 sudah pun bermula..start 1 Jun tp kls lum mule sepenuhnya.juz introduction for the subjects.seb bek aku dapat asrama and dpt roomate mmb sdiri so mmg satu kpale otak,klo x mmg maleh klo nk ulang alik Bangi-Kl..ni last sem utk LCCI,so hrp2 bole la pas sume paper utk sem3 ni,mls nk repeat2...arah tuju lps ni,aku da ade 3 plan..kite tgok mane yg dpt nnt erk..huhhuhu~

Hari Belia 2011

juz came back from this carnival with Alan and Aziz..soo hot and crowded...standard la karnival en..pegi un agk slh timing g pegi tgahari bute.da la tersesat dlu kt tpt men futsal budak2.HAHA.ptotnye klo g ptg2 sket oke kot...tp xksah la aslkan dpt turut serta skali memeriahkan Hari Belia nih...tp satu yg agk x puas hati,asl Putrajaya yg maju tu maxis lgsg xde line mase kt karnival. punye la ssh nk contact antara satu same lain sbb kterg seperate in different ways. si Aziz ni plak hlg nta kemaner..tggu dlm kete dkat sejam tp xxmuncul2 gak. last2 Alan g round ag skali karnival tu sementare aku da tbongkang kt kete,tp xjupe gak..then kterg tggl si Aziz nih..yela nk call lgsg xder line..kt tgh2 jln line baru ade balek. so kterg pth balik amek dy..ayoyo...tp papehal un,puas ati dpt g walopn aku lgsg xpt bli pape disebabkan tga musim kepokaian yg teramat sgt.. :((

REBECCA BLACK..no...

oke, Rebecca Black..who is she???aku pon x bpe taw tp ble check vid lgu dy,pergh over 150 million views in juz 4months..dude,her vid doesn't amaze me at ALL..better aku lyn vid Justin Bible boy compare with the 13 years old Rebecca Black...ape yg menyebabkan die famous? Linkin Park yg never dies tu pown views xsmpe sbyk tu,klo byk pon xder la dlm mase 4 bulan..oke,this make no sense...

see,no quality and too typical..and she dun even has a hot body at all..HAHAH..

Smokey Eyes makeup

tutorial make up smokey eyes yg sgt cantik tp agk susah..

vote ..LUPE FIASCO

kenal x LUPE FIASCO?mungkin name dy x sehebat Eminem..tp beliau adalah seorang American Ghetto Islam rapper..lagu2 beliau seperti The Show Goes On,Words I Never Said and All Black Everything mungkin dh familiar sbb kt radio2 pn da diputar..lirik lagu2 dia pon sgt oke..kebanyakanyer psl stop the war and maki presiden America mcm Bush and Obama..berani btol...HAHAH..oke,what ever it takes lagu2 die best!

my PASSION

SURFING...yeah i like to surf tp slalu xder ksempatan nk g surf...huhuhu



RED V-TECH HONDA CITY...this is my future target ble aku da keje..tp nnt ble aku da keje mest style lg update..yeah i like it!



MUSIC...music have been enter to my life...aku sker music yg beats dy tggi smpe ley dga kt jntung..dup dap dup dap..without music i can feel the emptiness coz i'm a loner..tp pape pn jgn disebabkan music kte lalai okey...no!




PIERCING...i like piercing damn much! walopn ia saket dan lame btol nk smbuh lps tindik nih,tp aku ttp ske btindik..bg aku sgt puas tindik byk2 nih...utk kpuasan semate2...hahah...



those are my passions...i'm not a typical gurl who had an obsession towards hand bag,heels,dress,jiwang songs,strike pink,blink2 stuff (eyyuuu..)and girlish things..thats not my style laaa..hhahaha

urmmm...~

da lame plak aku x update blog ni bcuz of internet connection so slow (mmg ni lah pnyebab utame bnde ni tergendala)..so since suddenly the connection agk laju...hoh laju???hahahha...cm xpt time hakikat tenet laju..so aku nk update cket blog nih...nyway skg aku nga menjalani hari2 cut sem yg sgt bosan pdhal bawu je 2 mggu cut ade lg balance sebln...fuh! nk cari keje aku mls tol nk keje lum ade mood bkerje...so jadwal harian aku time cut bgon tdo da tgahari pa2 dga takzirah sket dri umi aku (bebel) then mkn then tgok muvie then tdo balek smpe asar then klo rajen g jog klo x landing kt tilam..hahhaha...harian yg membosankan...mmg aku enjoy my life la cam bdak2 kecik yg x ya byk pk...hahahha


BUT there is sumtg bullshit that always messing up my head a lot! psl merit x ckp nk dok asrama..adeyh leceh tol laaa...agk mls nk pk...tp xkan la aku nk ulang alik bangi-kl..aarrgghhh mmg for sure attendant aku akn lompong 70% disebabkan kemalasan bgon pg...urgghhh~ok enough with that...

I,We and You need a mirror!

hot issue skg adalah psl ade manusia yg menyamar kt fb dgn beberapa akaun...dy tlh menghina Islam dan Nabi Muhammad..melampau tuuu..xperlu la aku ckp fb dy ape,bikin pns jer nnt bace..motherfuckers that homosapien.aku trjumpe fb dy pown sbb ade org post kt fb then aku bkak n bace info dy..perghh!aku tnpa bfikir pjg(style aku mmg mls nk pk pjg) smpat juge maki hamun dy...lepas tuh,tetbe aku terfiki balek bnder yg aku da wat..one second, ni yg ade dlm fikiran aku...
okey...kite sebagai umt Islam mmg benci dan bengang klo ade manusia lain yg kutuk,hina dan memperlekehkan agama kite..rase nk bunuh je pown ade kan..TAPI...ade x kite pnh terfikir diri kite ni cmne?agame kite?adekah kite ni da ckup mengikuti garisan panduan yg tlh ditetapkan oleh Islam,melaksanakan rukun islam..mmg la xder manusia yg sempurna,tp xkan laa kite nk jd sempurna baru nk tegur kesalahan org kan..kite diciptakan Allah sebagai khalifah dimuka bumi ini supaya bersama2 utk menegakkan Islam..dan lagi satu,kite beria2 nk perangi Israel dgn boikot sana boikot sini..tp xder effect pown..sbb ape?sbb skrg umat Islam sdiri pown da bpecah belah cmne nk perangi yahudi yg mnjadi musuh Islam sejak azali lg..aku pwn heran laa..cmner laa..dunia dh akhir zaman...mcm2 bnde pelik jadik..

Drop by

well,since its have been a long time not updating my blog,so i want to post something in my blog..i want to share a lil bit story currently happen in my life..hurm,what is your feeling when being backstabbed by your own lover or friend or your best friend forever (BFF)???its hurt right..or no hard feeling?we born as a human definitely have a sensitive feeling whether it shown or hide.its depends on the human heart..i'm always pondering,why people like to talk and do shitly to other innocent people?its unfair right and can't be accepted! but God is just and fair..everything we do in this extraterrestrial whether its good or bad will get the reciprocation from God. just wait and see..so never ever2 try to mess with another peoples if you don't want to get hurt someday..lalallalaala~

External exm

Last week i've done my internal exam but still have another exam from external since my college have link with London Bridge,eh slap with London Chamber of Commerce and Industry so it will be an external exam begin on 6 April if i'm not mistaken..well,actually i dun seem like to care bout exam date coz it will messying my mind when think bout the exm. i need to relax my inner and outer body,physical and mental..no stress okey! chillax~

My Goal

Final exam is too close the corner..juz a week from the date i posted this blog..well,what is my preparations??? juz make sure my mental and physical always in good condition. but the closer the exm the higher the stress! owh baby baby...drop it to the floor! yeah...i need a doctor to cure my stress...so i'll makesure to wake up at the middle of the night to perform Tahajud and Hajat..niat da adr tp kekdg x kesampaian..:(. another preparation, i'm on my way doing all the calculation...hope i can pass all the subject with flying colours expecially English For Business! study study sampai pecah kepale for beter future! aku nk pass English For Business 2 and Business Admin 1 supaye aku bole ambik Dip in Biz Admin kt sem3 so aku xya extend 1 sem nk dpt Dip in Biz Study ..account aku da la xdpt,mmg biul time sem1 sbb xwat betul2..nyesal 1000x nyesal! tp xpe,account is not everything..i've found another alternative..HAHA!






This is my next further education if i can finish the LCCI...hope with fully tears drop i can achive all my goal in the future..u must!! aku xmau mengulangi kegagalan..it's have been my scary nightmare ever..

Novel

First thing i'm gonna buy when my second allowance out is those books..i've been searching those book for ages and i want to buy them..cpt la kuar wahai duit sebelum abs stok buku tuuu..da la best sale..mls laa nk cari keliling MPH or other bookstores yg maha besa tue..

I Need a Doctor

I'm about to lose my mind,
You've been gone for so long,
I'm running out of time..
I need a doctor,
Call me a doctor,
I need a doctor...
To bring me back to life...


yeah! that it is..new single by Eminem, the BEST raper now and ever ever...this song increasing my adrenalin..i'm addicted to this song..lately i've been re-playing this song for non stop till i can feel my brain up side down..lolz~ besides, i've new passion towards Eminem because of he still look young eventhough he already 38 years old..and his popularity maintain till now since i'm not exist yet..none of rapers can challenge him and can do best as his perfomance..caya lah..

SHOPPING

Hari ni mmg penat cmpo besh gilak sbb shoping sakan kt Sogo..sale kot. sume branded pnya.terbaek!mmg lame gile x shopping sesakan ini.last aku shopping paling sakan tahun lepak kt indon.mmg satu beg aku shopping sampe baju2 lame kebanyakannye tinggal kt indon sbb x muat beg..huhuhu.yg rini pnya bole kate sakan gak sbb kre da lame x shoping. td dpt beli 1 jean, 1 skirt, 6 baju.




Fuh klo umi taw ni,cnfirm kne bebel pnya laaaa..ala,sekali sekala je un.huhuh.tp aku mmg berpuas ati ngn brg td expecially that Voir jeans. two thumbs up!



haa,tgok la tu,dari niat xnk shopping...haa,smpe bape kali aku cucuk..seb bek la ade 'kad penyelamat'..hik3~ pape pown rini mmg masyukkkk!

PUJAAN KU

QUIZ

today i got full marks of Business Calculation quiz! yeahaa,flying colours bebeh..and also got EFB test...aiyo,otak da jam seminggu ta bkak buku then start class tros nak wat quiz,test and so on..tp bole la wat gak,ku pkse otak ku dan akhirnya i can finish the test before the time's up..what ever then...internal exam bulan 3 and external bulan4.don't have so much time to joy nymore okeh! this sem i wanna make a amazing result compare to the sem1..terrible! hah haaa..

PERINGATAN~

On the last day of my Chinese New Year holiday while I’m on my away to a long journey (sleeping)I recently received a msg form my friend,a good fiend of mine,Muhammad Amil since I was in form3. I would like to share with you about the content of the msg. here it is,hope it is useful to improve our life beter.

Why do we SLEEP in SCHOOL,but stay AWAKE through midnight MOVIE?
Why it is so HARD to talk about GOD, but so EASY to talk about SEX?
Why are we so BORED when we look at the QURAN, but find so FUN to read another BOOKS?
Why it is so EASY to ignore the GODLY forward, yet we FORWARD a NASTY one?
Why are MASJIDS getting SMALLER, but BARS & CLUBS are EXPANDING?
Why it is so EASY to worship a CELEBRITY, but very DIFFICULT to engage with GOD?
Think about it..
Allah said: “ if you deny ME infront of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgement”.

Thanks to my friend. He reminds me a lot about life. Credit to you yaa :)